The beloved and utterly unreliable Farzi News found itself at the center of its own breaking story this morning. What started as an ordinary day filled with outrageous headlines.
The chaos began when employees were frustrated with writing fake news.
The revelation shocked viewers, who tuned in expecting their daily dose of fake news but were instead hit with the unpleasant reality of truth. Viewers immediately took to social media to express their disappointment. One tweet read, “Aaj toh Farzi News ne dil tod diya. Hum asli news ke liye toh WhatsApp University jaate hain!”
The Farzi News management quickly took action, calling an emergency meeting. Their solution? Blame the reporters. Farzi Editor in chief of Farzi News, known for his iconic line, Aap ne joining karte samay shapat li thi “Aap jo bhi likhoge Farzi likhoge, Farzi k alava kuch nhi likhoge aur is baat ki tumhe salary milti hai” he shouted.
The furious employees of Farzi News decided to take revenge in the most unexpected way possible. This morning, a group of angry Farzi journalists bumped into the office cafeteria, holding banners and megaphones.
The slogans on the banners read:
“Farzi news ka Farzi hum dikayenge aaj see office ke andar sabkuch asli hoga!”
“Hum bhi asli khabrein likhenge!”
After hours of negotiation, the Editor in chief started a strike against the employees and said jab take sooraj chaand rahega Farzi news ka Naam rahega. The editor-in-chief said, “Agar asli news chahiye hoti, toh log Farzi News kyun padte?
Now the decision is left to the audience: kya farzi news ko bn jaana chaiye such much news?
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