Ek thandi Luckowi shaam, ek garam-garam verbal spat aur ek superstar in the making! Swagat ha aapka ek aisiladaime jo aaj tak hui nahi hai. Ek ex-cricketer aur ek ex-tremely handsome actor ke bich. JI ha ye ladai hai SRK aur Sidhu paji ke bich. Aapko sunkar thoda ajeeb lag rha haoa ki aakhir ye dono kyu lad rahe the inka to koi mel h nahi hai. lekin melhai aur vahi mel humari farzi reporter ne dhund nikala hai.
Aate ha is ladaiki shuruvat pe, to hua yun ki 1991 mein,ek chhoti si mulakaat ne fture ke masaledaar twist kikh diya, Sidhu paji the lucknow gme ek match dekhne aur public ko apni lambi lambi shairiyan pelne.
Tabhi ek lanky ladka aakar unhe bola“Sir, main Bollywood jaana chahta hoon.”
Sidhu ne turant dil se nahi, Diction Diary se bola,
“Tere dimaag mein bhains baithi hai kya? Bollywood tujhe subah ke nashta mein sosis ki tarah chaba jayega!”
Bhai wah, Shakespeare bhi sharma jaaye Sidhu paaji ke metaphors se.
Par is time SRK koi aam ladka nahi tha. Woh tha future ka romance ka raja, swag ka sultan, aur comeback ka king.
Usne aankh mein aankh daal ke kaha:
“Sidhu saab, main kisi se compete nahi karta. Main sirf apne aap se compete karta hoon.”
Mic drop. Cricket crowd silent. Commentary box mein bhi confusion.
Sidhu soch mein pad gaye — “Ye toh mujhe mere hi shabd se maar gaya!” Thoko Thoko!!
Dono ke ye encounter ke baad, dono ek chat show pe milne wale hai jiska naam hai: Koffe with Khan
Promo dialogue already leak ho gaya:
Sidhu: “Shayar hoon, maarta hoon lafzon se.”
SRK: “Aur main actor hoon, maar deta hoon ek aankh se.”
Sidhu paaji, next time agar kisi ko sosis banane ka mann ho, pehle soch lena – saamne Shahrukh ho toh khaana pehle khud ban sakta hai.
SRK ne ek baar phir proof kar diya – words ho ya awards, dono pe uska full control hai.
To ye thi bollywood ke diggajo ki ek friendly batchit, AUr aisi farzi khabron ke liye padhte rahe Farzinews.in
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