Urfi Javed Quits Bizarre Fashion, Fashion Industry Declares Emergency


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Urfi Javed says goodbye to her wild fashion choices, leaving designers shocked and the internet heartbroken.

In a shocking twist, Urfi Javed has officially announced she will NOT wear outlandish outfits anymore. Yes, you read that right. The queen of DIY fashion is putting the glue gun down and putting away her glitter.

“This is a new start,” she proclaimed while wearing—believe it or not—a normal dress. Eyewitnesses had sleeves, a back, and even matched her shoes.

The headlines spread quicker than a family WhatsApp forward. Fashion designers across the country fainted, alongside YouTubers who used to make a living reacting to her outfits—are now applying for government jobs.

“Urfi quitting bizarre fashion is like Salman Khan quitting action films; no one is buying it!” One designer remarked.

Urfi promises no cut-outs, no chains, and no confusion, which is rumored to be aimed at designing school uniforms; relief and disappointment settle for children everywhere.

Act now as India prepares for a world where Urfi Javed slows down and starts using a rational thought process when dressing herself.

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