This year’s SantaCon took an unexpected turn when Santa Claus and the Grinch were spotted ravaging desi-style peg after peg, turning the holiday celebration into a full-on daaru party. Drinking as if it’s the last day of their lives varna aunty police bhula legi. The unlikely duo was seen belting out the Bollywood in “Peele Peele Oh More Raja” while breaking into a mix of bhangra and filmy moves. They seem to have recreated the iconic jugalbandi of stars Nana Patekar and Raj Kapoor.
From “Ho Ho Ho” to “Oye Hoye Hoye!”
Witnesses say the pair was first spotted at a downtown bar, arguing over whether Christmas is all about cookies (Santa’s pick) or roast beast (Grinch vibes). But, Santa said, “Chakhna chahe jo bhi ho daru desi honi chahiye” A few rounds of “Grinch Juice” later, the two were inseparable, singing songs and trading one-liners like a Bollywood comedy duo.
Bartender Bechara
The bartender, clearly amused, shared his thoughts: “Santa ordered a rum-infused anda pav, and the Grinch was like, ‘Arre yeh toh starter hai! Bar mein kuch tequila-vila lao!’ Next thing you know, they’re pouring shots and making everyone chant, ‘Maaro maaro peg maaro!’” instead of “chug! chug!”
“Peele Peele O More Raja” Performance
The night got more entertaining when Santa and the Grinch’s epic duet on “peele peele o more raja” With Santa holding a beer mug like a dhol and the Grinch twirling a candy cane like a prop, they danced their hearts out, yelling, “Zyada nahi toh thoda pila de!” The crowd, a mix of Santas, elves, and even a drunk snowman, joined in, turning the pub into a full-on Bollywood dance floor.
Desi Banter Galore
Santa, known for his dad jokes, tried to keep it festive: “Kya kehte ho, Grinch? Naughty list pe daaru free kar doon?” The Grinch shot back, “Naughty ho ya nice, sab pe full cover charge lagega, Santa ji!”
Their New Year Resolution?
By the end of the night, the duo announced plans to launch a startup called “More Balaam lagale do Dum”. “It’s the season for sharing, and we’re sharing shots!” Santa declared. The Grinch added, “Arre, Grinch ka dil toh khush ho gaya! Ek aur round!”
Moral of the Party
From “Sleigh all day” to “Peg all night”, this SantaCon proved that even the most unlikely rivals can find common ground—over a bottle of Old Monk and some desi music As the duo stumbled off into the snowy night, they last heard shouting, “Abhi toparty shuru hui hai!”
Cheers to a Desi Christmas mashup! 🎅🍻
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