Club Life Ka Full Drama: Girls Ki Entry Aur Darru Ki Shortage!

Clubs ka funda simple hota hai—loud music, disco lights, aur ek magic word: “Unlimited!” Lekin jaise hi girls ne free entry ka faayda uthake daaru pe haath saaf karna shuru kiya, club waale tension mein aa gaye. Manager bole, “Pehle ladkiyon k bheed dekh ke clubs waale bohot Khush hote the aaj kamai achhi hogi

Issi saal ki baat hai, ek famous club waalon ne girls ko entry dene se mana kar diya. Ek ladki bouncer Se ulajh padi aur boli Har saal entry free hoti thi maine 7 din tayyari ki thi aur mai gin key 7 saheliyon ko bhi saath leke aayi hu, kahiyon ko toh maine free daaru Ka promise bhi Kiya hai

Bouncer bola (sakt awaaz mein), “Madam ji, free entry toh possible hai par free daaru nahi only free paani available hai”

Ladki (gusse mein): “Agar main andar nahi ghusi, toh ye party bhi nahi hogi! Tumhe pata hai mera baap kaun hai?”

Bouncer: “Nahi pata, madam. Tumhi bta do. Apne baap ko hi phone laga lo, bill toh wahi denge.”

Ladki apni 6 saheliyon ke saath fully prepared thi. Unhone ek strategy banayi thi: ek ladki distract karegi, baaki andar ghus jayengi. Lekin bouncer toh bouncer hai.

Ladki ne bola, “Manager ko bulao!” Bouncer ne kaha, “Manager toh busy hai.” Ladki ne poocha, “Itna busy kyun hai?” Bouncer ne jawab diya, “Vo khud daaru pee ke nashe mein dhut hain”

Itni saari ladkiyon ko dekh ke manager ka Nasha utar jaata h. Mamla badhte dekh ladke bhi ilkatta hone chalu hue. Manager ne call kia club k owner ko free entry k liye lekin owner toh manager se bhi bada nashedi nikla. Owner ne nashe mai phone uthake bola aane de.

Tabhi ek gunda jaise dikhne wala aadmi scene pe aaya aur bola, “Mere hote hue kisi ko problem nahi hogi!” Lekin club waale already panic mode mein the. Haathapayi shuru hui, police aagyi, aur manager ka nasha instantly utar gaya. Police aayi, club bandh karwa diya, aur sabne sadak pe dhol aur DJ ke saath new year manaya.

Moral of the story: “Free ke chakkar mein panga mat lo, warna daaru ki jagah paani milega aur dance floor ki jagah sadak.”