Local Train Ki Ladies Fight Ya WWE Ka Maidan


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Mumbai ki local train aur drama… ekdum kadak combo hai! But what happened last Monday in the ladies’ compartment, bhai woh toh WWE ka bhi baap nikla!

Sab kuch theek-thaak hi chal raha tha, jab achanak pushpa ko rani ka bada sa jhola lg jaata hai. Bus wahi se hungama shuru hota hai.

“Arrey, kya kar rahi hai? Yeh jhola kya mujhe giraane ke liye design kiya hai kya?” Rani ka gussa chhati aasmaan tak pahuch gaya.

“Toh kya? Tera ye haathi jaisa sharir beech mai Aa raha hai! Bhagwan ne adjust karne ka talent diya hai, uska use karo!” Said Rani in a rude tone.

Aur bas, train ke engine ke saath-saath dono ke temper bhi garam hone lage. Baaki passengers popcorn ki kami mehsoos karne lage.

Pushpa ne Rani ka bag uthake seat ke kone mein fek diya.

,*Mai kya tujhe punching bag dikhti hu” woh chillai.

Ohho, toh ab tu mujhe tameez sikhayegii?! Tu kya train ki monitor hai?” Rani chhati thok kar boli.

Rani ne bag ko vaapas kheench liya aur maidan mein Round Two shuru ho gaya.

Rani ne pushpa ka dupatta kheench diya. “Agar himmat hai toh bina dupatte ke ladke dikhao!”

Sunita bhi full Bollywood mode mein aayi. Usne Rani ke baal pakad ke kheencha aur chilla ke boli, “Main tujhe ganja karke chhod rahungi! Aur ek-ek cheez ka badla loongi!”

Itne mein Asha tai, jo homemade snacks bechti hai, boli, “Beti, samosa khao na. Bhookh lag rahi hai shayad, isiliye fight kar rahi ho.” Par unka samosa diplomacy fail ho gaya.

“Arrey yaar, yeh toh WWE se bhi dangerous ho raha hai!” ek aurat boli jo ab tak fight ke live telecast ka mazza le rahi thi.

Rani ne pushpa pani ki bottle uthayi aur pushpa pe paani fake di. Bottle ka paani ek taraf gaya aur bottle doosri taraf.

Yeh kya kiya?! Ab tu bottle ke paise de!” pushpa shouted.

Achanak train ka announcement hota hai: “Agla station: Andheri.”

Dono ek dusre ki taraf dekhte hain. Ekdum freeze.

Station aa gaya hai,” Sunita ne sandal pehnte hue kaha Baki ladai kal karte hai.

Train rukte hi dono utar gayi, ek dusre ko attitude dikhate hue.

Baki passengers abhi se ticket book Kar rahe hai ye fight dekhne k liye aur news waalon ko bhi Khabar Kar di gayi hai ki vo bhi aise samy m vo bhi available rahe.

Lekin…Lekin jaise ki AAP jaante ho farzi news world Ka sabse tez farzi news hai toh hum ghatna se pehle hi pohoch gaye.

Haan, kal se toh popcorn leke aana padega,” ek aurat boli.

Woh video jo kisi ne record kiya tha, social media pe viral ho gaya. Ek comment mein likha tha, “Forget Wrestlemania, yeh hai #LocalTrainKaDangal.”

Aur is tarah, Mumbai ki local ne ek aur legendary fight ko apni kahaniyon mein add kar diya. Next time train mein chadho, toh ready raho. Kya pata, agla match tumhare saamne ho!


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