Move over, Bollywood dramas Indian cricket’s spin wizard Yuzvendra Chahal, swag king Hardik Pandya, and Greek god Hrithik Roshan have entered the Divorce Alimony League, and the numbers are making our wallets cry!
1. Yuzi Chahal – The “I Got Outplayed Off the Field” Saga
Chahal, who bamboozles batsmen for fun, recently found himself in a googly of love and legal fees. After his short-lived marriage, rumors say his alimony settlement could buy a small IPL team (or at least a luxury box at Wankhede). But knowing Yuzi, he’s probably negotiating payments in memes and TikTok dances cheapest currency in 2024!
2. Hardik Pandya – “From Sixes to Settlements”
Hardik, the man who hits sixes for breakfast, is now hitting his bank account with alimony cheques. After his divorce, reports suggest his monthly payments could fund a new gym chain (because, let’s be honest, he’d still want a cut of the profits). Maybe he’ll start a side hustle “Alimony Finances, Sponsored by Nike”?
3. Hrithik Roshan – The OG “Koi Mil Gaya… Alimony”
Hrithik’s divorce from Sussanne Khan was like a Bollywood blockbuster long, emotional, and expensive. With crores changing hands, his alimony could’ve funded War 2, War 3, and maybe even Krrish 4. But hey, at least he got to keep those eight-pack abs—no court can take those away!
Bonus: The “How to Avoid This” Guide
- Pre-nup? More like pre-win! (Ask Virat and Anushka.)
- Date someone who loves you for your personality (and not your BCCI contract).
- If all else fails, pull a Dhoni—stay low-key and avoid drama!
Final Verdict
While these stars navigate love’s tricky pitch, one thing’s clear divorce is the real T20 tournament, and the stakes are higher than an MI vs. CSK final!
Moral of the story? If you’re famous, either marry wisely or learn to bowl like Chahal at least then, you can spin your way out of trouble!
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