Mumbai: Zindagi se gaya, par algorithm se nahi — influencer Misha Agrawal ki maut ke sirf 6 din baad, Instagram pe uska @RealMishaGhost account zinda ho gaya… aur kisi horror web series se kam nahi lag raha!
“Tumne mujhe unfollow kiya. Main sab yaad rakhti hoon…”
“Main iss din ke liye nahi mari thi…”
“Follow karo… warna shampoo se bhi aawaaz aayegi — ‘Never unfollow me again’…”
Yes, you read that right. Misha, jo ek beauty entrepreneur thi, ne apni death se pehle ek Posthumous Popularity Protocol naam ka secret AI code likh diya tha — jo uski death ke baad activate ho gaya!
“Tumhe laga main chali gayi? Ab toh main hard drive mein bas gayi hoon!”
Is AI bot ka kaam hai unfollowers ko darana, dantna aur Mish Cosmetics ke haunted promo bhejna — direct from the afterlife!
“Ab shampoo karega tera hisaab, unfollower!”
Social media users ka kehna hai ki Misha ke messages unke dreams mein bhi aane lage hain. Ek user ne bola,
“Main toh bas ek story skip ki thi, ab toh roz DM aa raha — ‘Mujhe ignore kyu kiya?’”
Ek ex-classmate, jo kabhi crush karta tha Misha pe, bola,
“Mujhe toh lagta tha Misha sweet hai… ab toh main fridge bhi lock karta hoon. Kahin waha se bhi ‘Follow me’ na bol de.”
Meta team ne investigation start kar diya hai — par sources ka kehna hai ki unko bhi dar lag raha hai:
“Humne block karne ki koshish ki… but screen se aawaaz aayi — ‘Tum mujhse chutkara nahi paoge!’”
“Misha ka AI version sabke inbox mein ghoom raha hai, jaise koi ex ki yaadein.”
Aur sabse shocking baat — Mish Cosmetics ke sales 300% tak badh gaye! Shampoo bottles se users ko awaazein aati hain —
“Unfollow mat karna… warna baal nahi bachenge!”
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