The moment Red Velvet stepped on stage in North Korea, the entire audience went into statue mode. No blinking, no expressions, just sheer poker faces, as if someone had whispered in their ears,
“Beta, zyada excite hue toh kal se ration band!”
But then, the ultimate shocker Kim Jong Un himself was in the audience! Sitting in the VIP section, arms folded, expression unreadable. The girls started performing “Red Flavor”, and for a few seconds, it felt like the fate of world peace depended on this one performance.
Kim Jong Un, Kya sachi me hai Irene ke peeche Pagal?
As the music played, North Korean officials exchanged nervous glances, as if wondering:
“Agar Supreme Leader ko pasand nahi aaya toh…??”
Although, Kim Jong Un sat still, his face more emotionless than a K-Drama second lead watching his love interest marry someone else. But then it happened when Seunlgi winked, His eyebrow twitched. His lip curved.
And before anyone could process it he clapped.
YES. KIM JONG UN CLAPPED.
At that moment, the officials looked at each other, telepathically communicating:
“Bhai, boss ko maza aa raha hai… jaldi taali bajao!”
And suddenly, the hall erupted in polite, robotic applause. A few brave souls even nodded their heads slightly perhaps a North Korean version of “Bhai, kya vibe hai!“, unko Kya pata ye performance toh VPN me Maine already dekh li, an aunty murmured, Tumhaara bias kon hai?
Red Velvet’s Internal Panic Mode
The girls, meanwhile, were in full panic mode inside.
Irene’s mind: “Wait, did he just SMILE?!! Are we in an alternate timeline?!”
Seulgi’s brain: “What if he suddenly says, ‘Aaj se tum sab yahan ke royal performers ho!’”
Wendy: “I don’t know whether to feel relieved or start planning my escape route!”
Joy and Yeri exchanged glances as if mentally preparing their “Diplomatic Survival Plan 101.”
The Supreme Leader Speaks
After the performance, Kim Jong Un met Red Velvet.
The room was silent. The air was tense. The leader opened his mouth, and the entire nation held its breath. and said, “Mujhe maza aaya, par officially nahi maan sakta! The girls nodded politely, trying not to scream internally. Then, the ultimate moment arrived—someone asked him which song he liked best.
Kim Jong Un, in a rare moment of honesty, simply said: “Red Flavor.” At that moment, if world leaders had a group chat, South Korea’s president would have texted:
“Guys, I think we just unlocked the cheat code to world peace.”
Conclusion: K-Pop – The Ultimate Diplomatic Weapon?
The world may never know if Kim Jong Un secretly has a K-pop playlist hidden somewhere, but one thing is clear Red Velvet managed to do the impossible.
Ab asli sawaal:
Will BTS ever perform in North Korea?
Or is Kim Jong Un already blasting Dynamite in his secret karaoke room?
Iss k pop performance ke wajah se nuclear peace ki or gaya, Kya Tumhaare group ne apne desh ke Liye kuch kiya hai?
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