In a plot twist straight out of a Netflix original, Bollywood’s boy-next-door Ayushmann Khurrana has allegedly signed a hush-hush deal with one of the biggest international music labels—rumored to be none other than Beyoncé’s Parkwood Entertainment. Yes, you read that right. Ayushmann, our very own Andhadhun crooner and lyrical lover boy, is set to take on the global music stage.
Insiders close to the development have dropped juicy tidbits that sound too wild to be real, but when it comes to Ayushmann, is anything really off the table anymore?
Ayushmann has been secretly flying to Los Angeles under the pseudonym “A.K. Beatwala.” Rumor has it, he’s been experimenting with a cross-cultural sonic blend—imagine genda phool meeting trap beats, and flute solos breaking into bass drops. A leaked studio snippet (which, suspiciously, no one has heard) features lines in Punjabi, Spanish, and what might even be Klingon. Some say Beyoncé herself may have nodded her approval on Zoom, possibly mistaking him for someone else—but a nod’s a nod.
Now comes the juicy part. The label isn’t just signing Ayushmann for a one-off project. Word is, it’s a multi-album deal spanning five years, three continents, and even, according to a very excited blogger, possible intergalactic collaborations. One source claimed a duet with Rosalia is already in the works, while another hinted that Kendrick Lamar’s next EP might feature a harmonium drop courtesy of our man from Chandigarh.
There was even a rumored dinner in Paris. Picture this: Ayushmann, Pharrell Williams, and a mystery third guest sipping kombucha while discussing tabla samples. Sure, no one’s confirmed the identity of anyone at that table, but a shadowy figure with curly hair and a sitar case was enough to set gossip pages ablaze.
Behind the scenes, it seems the real boss is Tahira Kashyap. According to industry insiders (and possibly just fans with Wi-Fi and wild imaginations), she’s gone from author-director to full-blown music mogul. One PR intern whispered that she negotiated the entire deal while baking vegan cookies and pitching a new genre called “Ghazal House” to Spotify. She reportedly believes Ayushmann’s voice “deserves to be heard on every continent.” One can only hope Mars is next.
And now, fans are calling him “India’s Justin Timberlake”—minus the moonwalk, with extra harmonium. The rumored single? Brown Munde 2.0: Global Edition. Beyoncé might hum a few lines, a sitar might solo over Afrobeat drums, and apparently, there’s an animated camel in the music video. Again, no confirmation. But who’s asking?
The whispers have sent shockwaves through Bollywood. Varun Dhawan reportedly dropped his protein shake upon hearing the news. Kartik Aaryan allegedly slid into Parkwood Entertainment’s DMs with “Just saying hi,” while Arjun Kapoor is believed to be planning a spontaneous U.S. trip for networking.”
Meanwhile, Karan Johar posted a cryptic Instagram story with a violin emoji and a spinning globe. Was it about Ayushmann? Was it about his next film? Was it just a filter mishap? No one knows. But speculation is half the fun, right?
Fans are now obsessively watching Ayushmann’s every move. One grainy photo of him at Mumbai airport carrying a guitar case was enough to set social media ablaze. The question on everyone’s lips: When does the world get to hear this masterpiece?
According to the most “credible” (read: creatively speculative) sources, July 2025 could mark the drop of his debut international single. Tentatively titled Tera Rhythm, My Soul, it’s said to be a reggaeton-ghazal fusion inspired by a dream Ayushmann had after binge-watching Coco. The teaser poster reportedly features a glowing sitar floating above the Eiffel Tower, and honestly, we’d frame that.
So is any of this true? Probably not. But that’s not the point. The real story is how ready we all are for an Ayushmann global takeover. Whether he’s recording with Beyoncé or just uploading a harmonium cover of Shape of You, one thing’s for sure—we’re here for it.
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