In a groundbreaking development, the Indian Aunties Association (IAA) has staged a massive protest outside Netflix’s Mumbai office, demanding the introduction of a special category titled “Who Got Married?”. The protest saw aunties clad in their finest silk sarees chanting, “Shaadi hai toh dikhni chahiye!”
According to Mrs. Sharma, the spokesperson of IAA, Netflix is “failing to entertain its Indian audience.” She elaborated, “We don’t care about the latest movies or web series. What we want is Rahul Weds Anjali, Tina’s Destination Wedding in Jaipur, and detailed close-ups of mehendi designs! Our entertainment needs revolve around shaadi themes, not space-time paradoxes!”
The aunties’ demands are specific: the category must include full coverage of ceremonies, starting with awkward rishta meetings and ending with teary bidaais. Bonus points if there’s a drama about the bride’s second cousin who showed up uninvited. “Don’t forget the commentary!” Said Mrs. Tiwari. “We need a narrator to tell us konse rishtedar ne kitna gift diya!”
Family Drama Association issued a statement, claiming they are “deeply considering the feedback” and hinted at testing a pilot series titled “Big Fat Indian Weddings: Season 1.” But the aunties were unimpressed. “A season? Shaadis deserve universes! Like Marvel!” said Mrs. Gupta, shaking her belan.
Rumors suggest that the aunties are now pressuring other OTT platforms as backup. Meanwhile, local wedding videographers are excited about the possibility of a career jump and are now believing in the opportunity to sign exclusive deals with streaming platforms. Unquestionably, the aunties will not stop until Netflix delivers what they are looking for shaadi. What could be more riveting than a lavishly decorated baraat dancing this very minute to London Thumakda?
