The All India Auntie Association (AIIA) —an unofficial yet omnipresent force of buaas, masis, and chachis—has declared 2024 as the “Shaadi karao tang aadao” year. What is the ideology behind this grave organization? ita rather a chugly than the motto “Beta, shaadi kab karoge?” This tireless campaign has left young professionals, students, and even single toddlers quaking their grounds.
Sources close to Farzi News reveal that Auntie HQ (a WhatsApp group named “Rishton ka Bandhan”) recently held its annual general meeting over chai and mathri. The agenda? The agenda included gathering the data of all the”jawan chokras and chokris” and attacking them I mean enquiring them about their marriage plans with a classic line “Aur beta shadi kab kar rahe ho” Youngsters who believed in love and companionship are in hiding now. The meeting has planned to deploy an army of aunties buddhi aunties and dadis to track down “perfect matches” through wedding events, and local vegetable markets. Even Karam Johar would not have imagined this huge database for matchmaking. The method might sound basic but 1000s of youngsters have become prey to this simple confrontation. A young and frustrated from all the puchtach woman posted on EX saying ” Auntiji hume bhi ye manipulative power sikha do” to which the AAIA replies “Kyuki tum bhi kabhi banogi mausi“
“It’s not about love or compatibility,” clarified Mrs. Vimla Sharma (aka Delhi wali bua). “It’s about fulfilling our duty as elder relatives. If we don’t nag them into marriage, who will?” Sharma aunty (Deki wai bua) declared that their actions have no relation with compatibility, sirf kundali mil jaye to hath peele karva denge.
Girls are pestered with statements like “Munda Mumbai da hai”, “Acha kamata hai”, “uske papa ki toh badi dukaan hai” . Little do they know“Papa ki dukaan” unhe kaafi bada lagta hai… par sirf shopping ke liye!
As for boys, masis are on a rampage with tareefo ke fool about their spotted girls for guys. Persuasing boys like “Ladki badi sanskari hai” ” sundar hai’ ” karle vaarna sundar ladkiya khatam ho jani hai” Little do they know, boys are nodding with blank expressions —because ladki sundar ho na ho dream gaming room ka design man me ready hai.
Youth in Hiding Reports are flooding in about millennials and Gen Zs resorting to extreme measures, such as:
- Faking job relocations to Antarctica.
- Pretending to be “too focused on their startup” to meet prospective matches.
- Claiming to be part of cults like “Minimalism” or “Permanent Bachelorhood.”
A video went viral on Binstagram, where the conversation was mistakenly recorded.
A ban than ke saji hui ladki was ambushed by a bubbly bua at a relative’s wedding. bubbly bua said ” are beti kitni badi ho gayi, last time dekha tha tab to iTTnisi thi” to which beti chuckled nervously.
When she got no apparent reply Aunty went on saying ” Shadi ke bareme to socha hai hoga na?”
Beti said, “nai abhi to job dhund rahi hu” bua ne muh mod ke bola, vo sharmiji ki beti ki shadi tay ho gayi vo to tumhare age ki hi hai” The reply of the young girl has shocked the internet. she remarked, “mummy ne bataya, apne yaha vo padosan ki dadi off ho gaye aap hi ki umar ki , too……” she trailed of with a mischievous smile on her face leaving buaji is shock. Later updates came in comments that bubbly bua threatened here mom to leave the wedding and never talk again.
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