A shocking development that has left the entire nation in disbelief, CID’s iconic doorbreaker, Daya, has announced he’s retiring from the age-old practice of breaking doors. This news has sent shockwaves through the carpentry community, with numerous carpenters across India filing for bankruptcy and praying for a miracle.
The announcement came during an emotional press conference where Daya, in a rare moment of vulnerability, said, “Ab nahi ho paata yeh sab, bhai. Darwaza todne ka time gaya!” He explained that after years of breaking doors, he felt it was time to let the locks and keys do their job. “Har kisi ko apni zindagi ki ek limit samajhni chahiye“
This decision has left carpenters across India devastated. “Daya sir ka kaam humari rozi roti thi,” said Raju, a carpenter from Mumbai. “Every time ACP shouted, ‘Daya, darwaza tod do,’ we heard ‘Chalo, naya orders aa gaye!”
The impact has been so severe that small carpentry businesses are facing bankruptcy. Local shops that once sold strengthened doors are now clearing their stocks at 50% off, unsure when the next big order will come. “Ab toh humare darwaze bhi soch rahe hain ki kisne inhe bekaar samajh liya,” said one local dealer, worriedly.
Meanwhile, Daya’s refusal to door-breaking has confused the CID team for new plotlines. Content teams constantly brainstorm alternatives, such as Daya gently knocking or asking politely, “Excuse me, can you open the door? “ Rumours revealed that Humari script ab Daya ko ‘knock-knock’ ka hero banane ki taraf ja rahi hai. “Itna hi dhamaka chahiye tha toh hum unko ‘ghanti waala’ bana dete.”
Fans are taking to social media, bombarding Twitter with hashtags like #DayaSirComeBack and #BrokenHeartedFans. One fan tweeted, “Daya ne darwaza todne se man kiya, par humara dil toot gaya!” Another wrote that ACP Pradyuman should temporarily fill in as the doorbreaker until a replacement is found.
Predictions are made about Daya’s potential successor. Rumours suggest Bollywood’s action hero, Salman Khan, might step into the role. However, critics argue that even Sallu Bhai can’t replicate Daya’s unparalleled blend of strength and emotional dialogue delivery.
As for Daya, he’s keeping his options open. “Mujhe lagta hai ab mein ek shant jeevan jeeyunga, shaayad gaddiya repair krne mein hi shanti mil jaye,” he said with a content smile. Fans, however, aren’t considering it. “Daya sir, yeh shaanti ka drama band karo aur wapis aao!”
